It almost happened, Occasional Reader.
I came so close to falling completely and utterly in love recently.
Who knew it could take so little, but I thought I’d let you all in on the top three pre-requisites to make a man, namely me, fall in love with you.
1. Own a shoe store.
Peter at Squire shoes owns a shoe store.
2. Offer exemplary personal service to a shoe buying customer.
Peter at Squire shoes recently offered this.
I was a little gaga over one of his new ranges in store (pictured). Because of the polished swirled leather finish, there was a difference between each pair in the shade of tan. I personally liked the lighter shade, which only seemed to be in sizes too large. My size seemed to be a couple of shades darker.
Rather than shrug the shoulders and hope I’d buy a darker shade, Peter kindly went out to his warehouse later in the week, found a pair in my size that matched the shade of the larger sizes, and called me to come in and have a look.
The shade was perfect, and before I knew it, a gorgeous addition to the Shoeplex had taken up residence.
You can’t get that kind of service in many places nowadays.
The final requirement to have me fall in love?
3. Have a vagina.
Peter at Squire shoes does not have a vagina.
Love has passed me by once more.
It was so close.
Shoes – Squire